Nice basic lands SCRUB
Did your MOMMY buy you that card?
Ugh don’t you know that there’s another card that’s STRICTLY BETTER?
Go back to pokemon you fricking noob
Are those WHITE BORDERED? Wow can’t you afford the JUDGE PROMO?
ugh… filthy PLEBEIAN you don’t even deserve to play against my SUPERIOR SKILL
Can you please wash your hands before you handle my cards? I don’t want to depreciate the value with any of your FILTHY URCHIN JUICE
I certainly hope this is satire. Because if not, wow no.